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forholyname:

cammgltd

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

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Aw, Gowan I didn’t know you came from A BROKEN HOME.

(Source: joceln)

Where are my presents?

explosivess:

poxybastard:

thanks netflix 

#the moose grazes over the empty fields #he stares into the fiery embers of the dimming sunlight #””maple syrup”” he chokes under his tears of remembrance

ACCURATE

jackquaiid:

ne-yo:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

#every four years we put 24 of the strongest moose into an arena and they fight to the death #the victor leads canada

(Source: chekhov)

rokkendokkenmaiden:

toddsucherman:

“Hotter than a hooker’s street talk/ All I’m wearing are my Reebox” - I’ll Be There In A Minute

“Tires screamed into the pavement/ Smoke was rising in the sticky air” - Wild Summer Night

…

And I’m like:

YOU LIVE IN CANADA!

Try coming to Texas for the summer, bitch.

THAT’S HOT.

Also, you’re naked like 70% of the time, so it being HOT in CANADA is not really a good “excuse” for only wearing your shoes.

Okay, I seriously hope you’re joking. I mean, you knew he was talking about SEX and not geographical regions, right? I mean, c’mon. You must’ve known that.

AND he’s the one that’s hot, BITCH. :)

_{And I seriously hope you’re joking about the igloos thing. We DO NOT live in igloos. Shame on you for putting Todd to shame, by the way. (He’s SUCH a bad-ass drummer.)}

Thank you for the compliment.

Yes, I got decent grades in Geography. I was joking. It’s my favorite hobby with Larry. Well, second to physical violence and insults.

And I don’t like to hear “Gowan” and “sex” in the same sentence. You’ll kindly keep that filth from my interwebs, please.